“Eleanor Rigby wears a face she keeps in a jar.” You know who else keeps faces in jars? Serial killers. You know who else lives alone in a church? Psychopaths. The priest wiped dirt from his hand after she died and was buried. The priest finally had to put his foot down and put down Eleanor Rigby, serial killer and horror boss. OK, also the Hunchback of Notre Dame may also be a serial killer, but that’s for another day.  [Genius Lyrics]