Author: Dave Splatter

BRASS!

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Testify! with Larry Grogan airs every Thursday afternoon, 3 to 5 p.m. on WFMU's Give The Drummer Radio stream.On this week’s “Testify! With Larry Grogan”, it’s 2 hours of brass, horns, and funk from the late 1960s and early 1970s.  This week includes music from The Fabulous Flippers, Blood, Sweat, and Tears, Chicago, Electric Flag, and Ballin’ Jack.  If the riffs in these tracks sound familiar, it’s because a lot of them have been sampled in hit songs by your favorite rap/hip-hop artists.  The playlist and archive of the show can be found here for your listening pleasure.

“Testify! With Larry Grogan” airs every Thursday from 3 to 5 p.m. Eastern on WFMU’s Give The Drummer Radio stream.

January 21: The Wolfman Jack Memorial Bloglist

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caricature of Wolfman JackAs we remember Robert Weston Smith, a.k.a. “Wolfman Jack”, born on this day in 1938, here’s what has my attention…

  • Brian Grubb has a point about “an Ocean’s movie every 18 months”.  Structure them like the old “Big Broadcast” movies from the 1930s: thin on the plot wrapped in heist action instead of musical numbers.   A heist staged in the middle of a heist movie?  Why not?  A heist on a cruise ship in a Transatlantic race from New York to London?  Set sail on the HEIIIIIST BOOOOAT!  A heist during the Summer Olympics?(pencil that for 2028).  Find two French actors in a Speedo to play Danny and Rusty.  A heist resulting in a getaway taking place during a “sea to shining sea” cannonball race?  You bet your ass!  Danny Ocean will be played by Pedro Pascal dressed as Burt Reynolds.  Fuck it, let’s bend time and space.  Have a “heist-off” between Clooney’s Ocean crew and Sinatra’s crew that happened to fall into a wormhole bringing them into the present.  You’re welcome, Hollywood!  Send the $5000 now, I’m down to zero.  [Type Click Type]
  • If you know this guy from Channel 3, and know the “Urban Legend” behind him, you’re from Philly.  [Facebook]
  • Speaking of Philly, the city might get anywhere from a dusting to THREE FEET of snow.  Nobody knows, except “a-lickey-boom-boom-down“.  #iykyk  [Inquirer link, YouTube link]
  • Huge THANKS to Richard (from “Parts Unkown”, I dunno) for his generous donation to Splatterama 2026.  Still a ways to go to meet the goal, so drop some coin at the handy link riiiight… HERE!  (You too can get a shout-out for donating.  Seriously.)
  • That’s all.  More stuff coming tomorrow.

Time For The Cheese On Your Television To Melt

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It was cheese, but was it Chuck E.?

This is NOT how you get cheese on television:

A New Hampshire man enrolled as a student at Coastal Carolina University in South Carolina is facing burglary charges after he allegedly broke into homes near the school’s campus and poured queso dip on someone’s television and furniture.

Arinello is charged with burglary and breaking and entering.  The queso went on to decent ratings behind reruns of “NCIS”.

Eleanor Rigby Was A Horror Movie

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John Lennon“Eleanor Rigby wears a face she keeps in a jar.” You know who else keeps faces in jars? Serial killers. You know who else lives alone in a church? Psychopaths. The priest wiped dirt from his hand after she died and was buried. The priest finally had to put his foot down and put down Eleanor Rigby, serial killer and horror boss. OK, also the Hunchback of Notre Dame may also be a serial killer, but that’s for another day.  [Genius Lyrics]